Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Top ten answers you can give when people ask about Homeschooling and Socialization !

10. We're training her to like isolation so that she can be an astroaunt.

9. Socialization ? We're Democrats !

8. Don't worry. We get together with other kids twice a week so she can learn how to spit on them and treat them disrespectfully.

7. We do Unit Studies on Socialization, and also Hair Washing, Clothes Folding, and other completely redundant subjects.

6. I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was mentally planning her week of Fencing, Art, Unit Study Coop, Field Trip Coop, Writing Classes, Strategy Lab and soccer. What were you saying about socialization?

5. If I could get her to stop planning so many group sleep overs and playdates, I'd be able to convince her to socialize!

4. Huh?

3. Please, just for a change, ask me about college, okay?

2. Squeak, dive under the nearest object, peek out, and mutter "who are you and what do you want?"

And the NUMBER ONE ANSWER you can use when people ask about socialization.....

1. Oh, I know what you mean! That's why we're homeschooling, for the socialization!"

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