You Must Be Homeschooled If...

· Someone asks what grade you're in and you're not sure.
· You sometimes go to school in your pajamas.
· You sleep till 9:00 am on school days, but get up early on Sundays.
· Your favorite author is Jane Austen (girls) or Robert Louis Stevenson (boys).
· You own the entire series of Saxon Math books.
· Your birthday is an official school holiday.
· You don't get to stay home from school when you're sick.
· You are unaware of the current fads, fashions, and slang terms.
· Your favorite activity is reading.
· You know what a unit study is.
· Watching a movie means you'll have to write a report comparing the film to the book.
· You dress up as historical or literary characters for Halloween.
· You exchange e-mail Valentines with your homeschool pen pals.
· Your room looks like a science lab.
· You can get science credit for going to the dentist.
· You go to the park for P.E.
· You check out at least twenty books every time you visit the library.
· You have ever attempted to teach yourself physics.
· You have no idea what rock bands are currently popular.
· You get books and science kits for your birthday.
· You know what Latin roots are.
· Your board games all have names like "Bookworm", "Scrabble", "S'math", "Game of Knowledge", "DaVinci's Challenge", "Take Off" and "Name The State".
· Your home library is arranged in Dewey Decimal order.
· Your favorite place to study is outside, under a tree.
· You can quote lines from Shakespeare, but not from South Park.
· You memorize math formulas for fun.
· You never get nervous on the first day of school.
· The only bully you ever run into is your older sibling (if you have one).
· You don't have to remember a locker combination, just your computer password.
· It takes you less than a minute to walk to school.
· You don't have to worry about forgetting anything - you can just run back to your room and get it.
· Your school bus is a mini-van.
· There are only nine students in your class - but all of them are your brothers and sisters.
· You can get extra credit for cleaning your room.